Alfred's New Ramblings

In conversation 36

Me: I got the watermelon

Son: Yes, I know, I carried it

Dau: Hrrrmmmph (she did)

Son: I carried that and the rest of the groceries. You didn’t do anything other than wave your arms.

Me: I am the Grab driver. Grab drivers don’t carry stuff.

later on.

Me: Come! Try eating the watermelon with your condensed milk.

Son: The watermelon is yellow in colour! It should be red! It is in the wrong colour. Just like brown kaya, I don’t take them. Only green kaya!

<Son is not that young neither is he old enough to enlist.>




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